Today's Joke

I was tempted to try ski jumping once; but it's a very slippery slope.

Today's Joke

I've written a book on the history of vapourware; it was due out two years ago.

Today's Joke

We should all mark today as National Mirror Day; it's a time for reflection.

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I saw a really upmarket TV today; it had an aloof control.

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Baah Baah Baah Baah!

That's easy for ewe to say.

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Some more definitions:

Needy; quite like a knee.

Percent; mail order cat.

Today's Joke

I saw a gadget in the supermarket with a sign saying, "This will make all brooms obsolete."

That's a bit of a sweeping statement.