Four Candles

Saturday 11 June 2011

I asked the optician about myopia today, but he dismissed it - that seems rather short-sighted.

There was a lot of extra splints used in the hospital; no-one knows who's to blame, but there's a lot of finger pointing.

I've been working hard trying to get Thursday renamed supercalifragilisticexpialidociousday. It's a very long day.

I invented a video game based on the Hokey Cokey. I took it to Dragons' Den; one Dragon was in, then out, then shook it all about.

All the lawyers in history are giving the next generation a bad name.

I tried to photocopy a mirror and created a recursion error.

As I missed a day with a cold last week:

You know why 3D TVs are so expensive; it's a depth charge.