Thursday 31 March 2011
Today's Joke
The people behind Dolly the sheep have now produced a soprano version; that's really raised the baa.
Wednesday 30 March 2011
Monday 28 March 2011
Today's Joke
I'm always interested in odd plastic surgery experiments. Anything about that, I'm all ears.
Sunday 27 March 2011
Today's Joke
Our doctor's started delivering organic fruit and vegetables; I'm using the service - an apple a day keeps the doctor...here.
Saturday 26 March 2011
Today's Joke
I stayed in a very small camp site, but I didn't like it. The atmosphere was too tense.
Friday 25 March 2011
Thursday 24 March 2011
Wednesday 23 March 2011
Today's Joke
Some more definitions:
microwave; my pet crow greeting someone
microsoft; my pet crow getting sentimental
microwave; my pet crow greeting someone
microsoft; my pet crow getting sentimental
Tuesday 22 March 2011
Monday 21 March 2011
Sunday 20 March 2011
Today's Joke
I noticed someone doing their maths homework and they kept using a minus sign instead of a plus. Eventually I had to interrupt and change it; I think I may have crossed a line though.
Saturday 19 March 2011
Today's Joke
I wish I'd spent more time learning how to adjust clocks properly. Still, can't turn the clock back.
Friday 18 March 2011
Today's Joke
Strange but true; to read a PDF file, you need the Adobe PDF reader, the terms and conditions for using Adobe PDF reader are held in a PDF file.
Thursday 17 March 2011
Wednesday 16 March 2011
Today's Joke
It's funny, I've read all the Harry Potter books, and the only time I thought "that's ridiculous" is when they found a parking space in the Charing Cross Road.
Tuesday 15 March 2011
Today's Joke
There's a terrifying plan to grow an extra nose on the back of someone's head. And it's all done under a tight deadline; I wouldn't like that breathing down my neck.
Monday 14 March 2011
Today's Joke
I try and regularly save all my computer work, but the program I use is so annoying – it really gets my backup.
Sunday 13 March 2011
Today's Joke
Yet more definitions:
Oarsman; could be a "sman".
Bedecked; punched a nectar gathering insect.
Oarsman; could be a "sman".
Bedecked; punched a nectar gathering insect.
Saturday 12 March 2011
Friday 11 March 2011
Today's Joke
More new definitions:
Percent: the smell of a happy cat.
Lighthouse: a dwelling built from low calorie bricks.
Percent: the smell of a happy cat.
Lighthouse: a dwelling built from low calorie bricks.
Wednesday 9 March 2011
Today's Joke
I sometimes think that I could give it all up and go into honey production; it's good to have a plan bee.
Sunday 6 March 2011
Saturday 5 March 2011
Friday 4 March 2011
Thursday 3 March 2011
Wednesday 2 March 2011
Today's Joke
I saw a gadget in the supermarket with a sign saying, "This will make all brooms obsolete."
That's a bit of a sweeping statement.
That's a bit of a sweeping statement.
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