Tuesday 31 May 2011
Saturday 28 May 2011
Friday 27 May 2011
Thursday 26 May 2011
Tuesday 24 May 2011
Today's Joke
There's a special branch of the police to detect unacceptable substances being posted; they've begun to scent blood.
Monday 23 May 2011
Today's Joke
I'd thought of a way to write on a blackboard from the back of the class room. It didn't work though; not by a long chalk.
Sunday 22 May 2011
Today's Joke
They say laughter's the best medicine; not if you've overdosed on nitrous oxide it's not.
Friday 20 May 2011
Thursday 19 May 2011
Today's Joke
There's a plan to use see through skin to make surgery easier; "glass" skin eh? Could be a pane in the neck.
Wednesday 18 May 2011
Today's Joke
First version of the Star Wars had Anikin Skywalker as a sailor who took a job working for the harbour board; he turned to the dockside.
Tuesday 17 May 2011
Sunday 15 May 2011
Saturday 14 May 2011
Today's Joke
Inventions waiting to be made...
Telephone questioning machine.
Rail timetables for people who like the quiet; they show when trains aren't travelling.
Telephone questioning machine.
Rail timetables for people who like the quiet; they show when trains aren't travelling.
Friday 13 May 2011
Thursday 12 May 2011
Wednesday 11 May 2011
Today's Joke
I know someone who thinks he's Humpty Dumpty standing on his head; I think he's cracking up.
Tuesday 10 May 2011
Monday 9 May 2011
Saturday 7 May 2011
Today's Joke
I just can't remember the opening words of Hamlet's soliloquy. Thought I had it, but it's not to be.
Friday 6 May 2011
Wednesday 4 May 2011
Today's Joke
Genuine questions asked on Radio 4:
Roy Plumley asked Paul McCartney, "Has music been important in your life?"
David Gower (whilst captain of England and who'd just won the Ashes) explained that he'd chosen cricket over completing a law degree. Roy Plumley asked, "Do you think you made the right choice?"
On the Today programme: "Are you expecting any surprises today?"
Roy Plumley asked Paul McCartney, "Has music been important in your life?"
David Gower (whilst captain of England and who'd just won the Ashes) explained that he'd chosen cricket over completing a law degree. Roy Plumley asked, "Do you think you made the right choice?"
On the Today programme: "Are you expecting any surprises today?"
Tuesday 3 May 2011
Monday 2 May 2011
Sunday 1 May 2011
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